Woof! I strongly urge you to reconsider your decision to withhold my dinner for it was only a minor crime that should not leave me food less for a time
this situation is certainly partly your fault for exposing your best shoes to assault by discarding them carelessly inside the front door such that my resistance steadily weakened wherefore
the attraction of soft chewy elastic leather proved as irresistible as a day of sunny weather when chewing shoes in vestibule halls equates to the joy of parkside chasing of balls
and you must admit my masticating those tasty treats is not the equivalent of nutritious and tasty meat so spare a thought for an act ne’er again to be mentioned please, your dismay was never my intention I strongly exhort you to review my sentence
in return I’ll offer a cute and remorseful look of ne’er again pretence
Could it be that I the purity in the sky should cast a discerning eye over my breeding stock of human worth my goods and chattels harvest of the earth?
Could it be that they have gone irrevocably astray despite my clear direction to follow my instruction my example to embrace peace and love as do I in heaven above?
Could it be that I master of earth and sky should punish the fear and loathing the hatred and the gloating in the name of God above despite my principle of love?
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