Woof!
I strongly urge you to reconsider
your decision to withhold my dinner 
for it was only a minor crime 
that should not leave me food less for a time

this situation is certainly partly your fault
for exposing your best shoes to assault
by discarding them carelessly inside the front door
such that my resistance steadily weakened wherefore

the attraction of soft chewy elastic leather
proved as irresistible as a day of sunny weather
when chewing shoes in vestibule halls
equates to the joy of parkside chasing of balls

and you must admit my masticating those tasty treats
is not the equivalent of nutritious and tasty meat
so spare a thought for an act ne’er again to be mentioned
please, your dismay was never my intention
I strongly exhort you to review my sentence 

in return I’ll offer a cute and remorseful look 
of ne’er again pretence