Vibrant skirts
colourless skirts
skirts that are static
skirts that swish around
skirts of various 
lengths from the ground
skirts of pleats
skirts flat and plain 
skirts to flatter 
or hide weight gain
skirts attract 
skirts distract
skirts that look different 
from front and back
skirts with buttons
skirts with zips
skirts crisp and new
skirts with fashionable rips
skirts concealing
skirts revealing
skirts that are practical
skirts adaptable
skirts no name
skirts expensive 
skirts that are cheap
skirts destined for landfill
or the rag bag heap
skirts with patterns 
or random display
skirts for work 
skirts for play
for all the skirts 
in the world today
I simply say 
hip hip hooray

I hope there isn’t anyone out there offended by this simple bit of new nonsense today. The way things are I guess there will be. Oh well.