I don’t drink beer and I don’t drink wine
I’ve had to make adjustments and it’s sort of been fine
but I do drink Coca Cola because I think it’s nice
and my daughter says I’m allowed one vice

addendum
please note if you are buying me a drink 
I ask you to take a moment to be considerate and think
be sure it’s not supermarket cola or that Pepsi shit
because I can assure you I really don’t like either
not one little bit